Patent pending Men's underwear NEW!! - Price: 20.00 in Jackson, Alabama

This is brand new underwear, rather Hanes, Fruit of the Loom or Starter.
It can be briefs or boxer briefs... your choice on the brand, the type and the size.
Now understand this... this add-on is NOT sold ANYWHERE in the world! I am the ONLY one who produces this special underwear add-on.
I am in talks with Fruit of the Loom and Hanes on this new add-on invention so while they decide what what to do and who buys this invention from me, I am getting this out to the public and will report the sales so they will see.
I can't show the brand on here as you can see but it will be your choice of the 3 that I mentioned above.
So, you can be the first, besides ME that has this add-on in your underwear! I invented this in xxxx and as I said, NO ONE has this, anywhere!
Also, with this add-on, each pair will last up to a YEAR instead of just a month or so! The support will WELL out last it without my special add-on.
Please don't overwhelm me on orders,lol.
It takes a few hours to do just one pair of underwear and each one is hand sewn. I am not the worlds best in sewing but as I said, I have had this since xxxx and is in every pair I own.
Each pair will be out of the original packaging and will be mailed in an padded mailer.
You also agree that you will NOT disclose this and will not reproduce this in any way as It is patent pending and will be illegal.
If you turn some one on to this product, simply let them know where you got it please.
I thank you all who buys this in advance and when one of the underwear companies buys this from me, I am sure that I will no longer be able to sell this anywhere, ( they will own the rights then), so get this while you can and each one who buys this from me, with your permission, I will let which ever underwear company the buys this invention from me to let you have a special invitation to discounts on further purchases.
paypal.. webdesigners_xxxx@yahoo.com
Thanks again,
Mark